The difference between men and women

"...if Barbara, Robyn, Lisa and Fiona go out to lunch they will call each other Barbara, Robyn, Lisa and Fiona. But if Ray, Allan, Mike and Bill go out for a drink, they refer to each other as Dickhead, Wanker, Numbskull and Useless."

That bit of humourous observation is complements of Why Men Don't Listen and Women Can't Read Maps, by Allan and Barbara Pease.

At the moment I'm suffering from such nauseating mood swings and emotional rollercoaster rides that I think I may have become a woman. The headaches that I'm suffering from (which I think are a by product of my mafunctioning eye's) aren't making life any better either.

I don't even know what it is anymore really, you know, why the hell I feel the way I do right now. I think I may just be overanalyzing everything in my life. I have a problem with this. I always have.

One thing is for sure though, I do need to get out. I miss the city. I need this upcoming holiday to London and Nottingham. Part of my problem [I think] is the lack of my night life over the last 3 months. When you're used to clubbing with friends, meeting people, and having an all round insane time pretty much every weekend and then remove that... well, it just feels like the minimal level of fun that life should inherently involve is lacking. So tomorrow I'm doing the town and country equivalent of clubbing and going to the Grovenor to get completely wasted during happy hour.

God help me.