In retrospect...

...that was a pretty queer-ish thing to write, wasn't it? The responses on all of the sites affiliated with this one did have me wetting myself though.

Choice clips from Tams comments page:

[Mon 11:11] warren (www) When will I update... hmmm... fuck knows. I kinda get a kick out of watching everyone get irritated by it. I'm accumulating some topics as we speak. Be patient little ones!

LOL Tam, "My Bromeliad had flowered!", I was wondering the exact same thing there for a second! Ian, I've heard the chicks there are ugly, but come on dude... don't give up so easily.

[Mon 11:20] Acidman (www) Colin Moss is gay... but not even he has Bromeliads...

[Mon 11:26] Acidman (www) ...infact... not even Keith Kirstin has Bromeliads...

[Mon 13:45] tripeak (www) (email)
You guys have me snorting my coffee! ... LOL !! This is just so funny.

[Tue 19:28] coda (www) OK Ian, in your defence and feeling all open-minded, I decided to google "bromeliad" to learn if this plant has anything to offer any normal heterosexual man living in the UK. Sadly mate, I can't find anything. So you're still on your own. ha ha.

And from her page itself:

"The good news. My Bromeliad had flowered!"

Ian, buddy, come back home for a wee bit! I'm really concerned about you darling! Am shocked into speechlessness, will continue this post at a later stage...

Really. When I mentioned that my flower had, well, flowered, I seriously didn't think that it would cause such a stir. I do still like the ladies. Really I do. Shut up. Just believe me.