Were you one of them?

So fortunately I wasn't one of the masses that applied for a part in 'Lapdance Island', however I do believe that it's a rather unfortunate bit of luck that the whole thing has proven to be a farce.

Personally I think an island of attractive women, whose job is to take your mind off your work by rubbing their bits on your bits is a far better idea than faking a series of pilot programs to make people look stupid. But that's me. Male chauvinist extreme.