Pickchures... rant rant rant

Today I feel like going out and doing something super spontaneous and interesting, and taking loads of photo's and feeling like I'm experiencing something new. But I'm not going to. Why? Because I'm tired and lazy and stuck in the English equivalent of Pof Adder. There just isn't much of interest to do out here beside admire the scenery, which I've had more than enough of over the last year.

So instead I'm going to sit in bed, listen to some tchoons (probably Chevelle or Audioslave or something else modern rockish) and work on my London job applications. Alternatively I could drive ino Salisbury and shove my T68i so far up the arse of the first Phone's 4 U employee I see it will need to be surgically removed. Oh yes. Believe it or not, but after 6 weeks of repairs it's back to doing it's usual shit. Now usually I'm the kind of laid back relaxed bloke that doesn't kick up a fuss, but this is just too much. I'm paying a fucking monthly contract for a piece of shit mobile phone whose only use to me is that I can play Battleship on it. Fuck that. I'm getting new phone from the bastards, and if I don't then I'll just stop the direct debit on my account and tell T-Mobile to go fuck themselves too.

And LloydsTSB can go fuck themselves while we're about it as well. I signed an agreement with them that gives them access to my current account so that they can take the payments I owe on my credit card. So I have expendable cash in my current account right. More than enough to cover the measly £14 per month payment I have to make. But do you think they took out the money when the payment was due? Oh no. Nooooooo. They waited a few days after that and then added a £20 late charge to it. Now I'd understand if I didn't have the money available to pay them, but I did. It was right there waiting to me transferred across. So why the hell didn't they just take the payment when it was due to them? Because they're a fucking bunch of squirrel monkeys, that's why! They're a fucking bunch of thieving squirrel monkeys at that. So now I'm going to go fight with them too. I mean, do I really need to physically go to the
'wank' and pay the fucking account in person when they have my signed permission to take the sodding money when they need it. FUUUUUUUCK!

There's just not enough hours in the day for me to fight with everyone I need to fight with right now.

The end of my rant.