Where God divided by zero?Or just something to do with F1

As you'll be aware of if you follow Formula 1, or even just read Chris's site, there are numerous strange rumours flying around in the sport at the moment. For instance, that BAR Honda team boss, Dave Richards, is doing his utmoust to force Villeneuve out of the team before the end of his contract. Or the season even. What you may not be aware of, Chris, is some of the other affiliated rumours doing the rounds. For instance, that McLaren are doing their best to wrest Juan Pablo Montoya from Williams before his contract ends in 2005 (something I think is inevitable due to Monty's asking price and Frank's refusal to pay his drivers exorbitant sums of money). Or that Williams would seem to be seriously considering Jacques as a replacement for Montoya.

It all makes for very exciting times. Monty has been my favourite driver since he joined the F1 season, but Williams are my team, and with them lies my support. If JPM does malke the move from WilliamsBMW to West McLaren then I could think of no better driver to replace him than the 1997 World Champion. They're both cut from very similiar cloth - both aggressive on the track and outspoken off it. I think Jacques true form will be made quite apparent if he were to gain a drive in a top 3 or 4 team!

Anyways, that's all beside the point. I have a fucking crushing headache. The only reason I'm really writing this is because I need a few minutes for the drugs to kick and my right eyeball to stop throbbing before I head down to work again.

Adios Muchachos.