Complain

I'm sure there's either a crackhouse or a brothel on the 13th floor of my building, it's the only reason I can come up with to explain the number of traffic that must go to that floor. Everytime (and anytime) I come home the lift is stopped on the 13th floor, which is rather annoying anyway as I have to wait for it to come all the way down before getting in and taking it up to the 9th floor. The people who run the crackhouse/brothel are probably also the people responsible for the recent graffitti that has appeared downstairs in the lobby. Remind me to pop a cap in their ass next time I see them...

And as for Michael Schumacher wannabe bus driver who took me home today... I kid you not, this guy was straight from either Parrow or Athlone, and drove like it to boot. I should have been suspicious when I saw him slouched against the glass driving cubicle like it was the tinted window of his '89 Ford Cortina.