Sex Ed

Love London. Walking home from the station in the rain nursing a hangover from the night before. It was a suprisingly enjoyable experience actually. It would have been romatic... except I was by myself. On the tube I did come up with a good reason to invest in the new 4 gig Ipod Mini though... to drown out the slurpy sounds of the idiot next to me chewing his gum with his gob wide open. I have nothing against chewing gum really, but there are a couple of rules one should abide by when masticating. First up, no one needs to see your tonsils when you're chewing. I find that I can chew equally well with my trap shut as I can with it open. Of course I can't speak for the general population out there. Secondly, chew quietly. If I can hear the vacuum between the wad of gum and you molar breaking with each successive chew then you're putting far too much effort into it. Calm it down a bit baby. But anyway.

Last night was spent quaffing pints of Courage with Tam at the Worlds End in Camden. We spent the first half of the evening just chilling in front of an open fire [sic] talking arb crap. Then we discovered that the Worlds End is in fact not the quaint little pub we initially thought it was. It is, in fact, massive. By far the biggest pub I can remember ever being in. By the time we left it was too late to catch a tube home, and the idea of catching busses from north london all the way down to SW18 was off putting to say the least. So I woke up this morning at Tam's place with super dry mouth and an aching brain. We had one of those funny hungover conversations sitting on her bed. I'm going to miss that when she goes.

Checking my e-mail this morning gave me something to smile about.

Hi Ian

Thanks for the note and yes, I do have the details.

Can you give me a call next week (this week is fully booked up) and we could
arrange to meet up.

Cheers
george

George ******
Marketing Controller
***** & Co Brewery PLC
***** Brewery
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London
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Direct: 020 **** ****
Mobile: ***** ******
Office: ******* ****
Email: *****.*****@*******.co.uk

End of disjointed hungover post.