I apologise

If you happened to be in the Trafalgar area in the early evening of Saturday the 3rd of July and came across a rather drunk young man sprawled on the sidewalk making odd gurgling noises and looking for all the world like he wasn't going to live through the next half hour... I do apologise. That was my room mate [following on another unsuccessful attempt to complete the Monopoly Pub Crawl].

But don't worry, I chaperoned him home and put him to bed.