Michael Schumachers Sekret Diary

It's been far too long since Michael last let us know how things were going, so it's with great peasure that I read the latest installment of his sekret diary on P-F1.

Favourite clips include:

"It was funny to read in the paper Hans Stuck criticising Kimi Raikkonen for going on a drinks bending session in Tenerife and losing his legs. Hans is saying that Michael Schumacher would not do such a thing. This is not true at all. I have had my own share of outrageous behaviour that is thankfully going unreported in the daily gossip papers.

After my fourth World Championship I can remember going back to the Ferrari motorhome and having two halves of lager and lime with Jean Todt and getting completely wrecked and on top of my tree. I was a wildman that night, oh yes, my last vision as I staggered out of the door to be driven back to my hotel, was that I had not left the towels in the bathroom straight."

...and...

"This Christmas, as usual, I will be spending in Norway with Jos Verstappen and his family. It is nice to get away to a snowy environment and spend a traditional Christmas doing the same old things – sledging, having snowball fights and toasting marshmallows over a roaring log fire.

Often when I have overdone the toasting of a marshamallow I show it to Jos and say "Look, that's you in the Benetton at Hockenheim, that is," and we both fall about laughing."

Everytime I read that final sentence I burst out laughing myself. Sometimes I think I have the strangest sense of humour.