Grapes. Because who can fit a whole watermelon in their mouth?

So here's a word of advice. Never get drawn into helping your partner choose the 'right' top to wear when going out. Even if you think your dress sense is reasonably good your decision will be wrong. And then you'll be forced to justify your choice... and it's at this point that you begin to dig yourself hole with rather steep sides, and one you will most likely not be able to scrabble out of. And the more you try the more the sides will collapse in on you. It's not fun. I recommend skirting the whole issue.