It's not how you stand by your car, it's how you race your car.

Am I the only one who finds it absolutely frustrating that even though you play a DVD formatted for a widescreen picture through a home cinema system setup to play widescreen DVD's on a widescreen television... you still get annoying black letterbox strips at the top and bottom of the picture?! I've tried every known variable of setup and I can't get them to go away.

I drank a litre of Red Bull this evening. I'm now on my third consequetive DVD. Matrix Reloaded, followed by Rocky, and now the Fast and the Furious. I was heading to bed after Rocky but ...(phrase removed)... so I reckoned another film was in order. Thankfully I'm a man and at the age of 25 I've come to realize that there are certain things I will never understand.

"I need NOS. I need NOS. My car topped out at 140mph this morning."

Goddamnit I love this film!