I am the weirdo in your bedroom and I can see you in the dark

Could this be another fantastic mystery track for your delectation? I think so...

I currently have one big wish in life. Do you want to know what it is? Probably not, but I'm going to tell you anyway.

When people advertise rooms for rent using words like "large bay window looking out onto private garden" they should also include the phrase "located on dodgy council estate populated by criminals... you probably don't want to live here." That would save me the trip out to Bow (I've heard it's an up and coming area?) where I piss 2 hours of my life away in traffic only to find yet another house/flat that I don't want to live in.

*sigh*
I hate moving.