Musical chairsIs Essex really that bad?
You see, come the end of September I have to move. More importantly I have to move to a particular area for reasons out of my control. And that area happens to be Essex. Yes, the land of hoopy earings, hair pulled back too-tight, and baby blue track pants with diamante logo's... not to mention Jodie Marsh.
So the past few weekends (in between getting shit faced) have been spent tubing it over to east London to look at suitable areas in which to live. For work purposes I have to been within a reasonable driving distance of Barking and Dagenham and with that in mind the first to areas I went to see were Barking and Dagenham.
I won't beat about the bush here - Barking in a shit hole. It's dirty, run down, and the second I stepped off the train I felt that I should have invested in one of those chains punk rockers are so fond of attaching their wallets to. Not for fashion reasons either. In fact Barking is so dire that even the grass is dying there... which is a considerable feat bearing in mind the amount of rain this island gets. Stepping off the train in Dagenham on the other hand and I felt like I may have fallen asleep by accident and travelled 200 miles into the middle of nowhere. I half expected a ball of tumbleweed to blow past and some old codger to be sitting in a rocking chair on his veranda chewing tobacco.
Yesterday I travelled into Ilford to meet up with a mate who lives in the area. Ilford was a massive step up on Barking, but even the people who live in Ilford don't recommend moving there! So following some advice from various people I'm now looking at either Romford or Chadwell Heath as prospective new areas to move to. Pricewise it would seem I can pick up a one bedroom flat or a studio flat in Romford for between £400 and £550 per month... which suits me to a T. I'm relishing the idea of living alone right now.
Other than that, no real news at the moment.
Friday was spent drinking Snakebite at the Swan. I really think I may be getting to old to carry on doing that. Saturday afternoon was spent at the Ship in Wandsworth, where I met some new people, including
Bimbler and
Quinparker. Many thanks to
Adrian for organising. Saturday evening was spent largely drinking rum and coke at
B@1 in Clapham Junction. I was supposed to go meet some other friends later on in Clapham North but faded and headed home instead. And then Sunday was spent watching the Grand Prix (when will Mclaren manage to get 2 cars to finish the same race?) and drinking with mates 'Norf' of the river. A largely alcoholic weekend I'll admit, but very good.